Hey Foschini!

Thanks for the fucking wake up call this morning to tell me about your new stupid sports magazine or whatever it was you were sellng. I guess the "its a public holiday so don't make early morning phone calls" memo didn't get read down at the call centre, huh?

You are a bunch of fucktards. I actually feel sorry about shouting at the poor girl who phoned me - she was doing the job that her bosses told her to. So, loyal reader(s) - here is my challenge. Anyone have the cellphone numbers/ home numbers of any of the Foschini directors/board members? You can email it to me anonymously of course. I would love to give them a similarly early call later this weekend to discuss their call centre procedures. Repeatedly. And by the way, Foschini/Markhams/@ home. If you are reading this - I will never, ever buy any of your products again, unless I get a serious apology from you. Fat chance of that ever happening.

Comments

  • 18 Jun 08, 05:13
    And perhaps while you're at it you could give Old Mutual (or whomever else you are financially involved with) a little shout out for selling your data to Foschini. Damn. That drives me insane as well. Now just to get the phone book to get .... ag nee man. He's unlisted. Sorry. This is the best I can do. Ronnie Stein - Media Liaison Stanley Lewis Centre 340 Voortrekker Road Parow East, 7500 South Africa Telephone: +27 (0) 21 938 7722 E-mail: ronnies@foschini.co.za
  • 24 Jun 08, 06:17
    Hilarious post. We can'ts top using the word "fucktard" now... u got us addicted
  • 03 Sep 08, 05:51
    I love that word "fucktard" its just brilliant

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